Dakota Day

9-7-09

Oh Canada!

Grand Canyon Breweries Commercial

-Sung to the tune of ÒIce Ice BabyÓ by Vanilla Ice

 

Spite Spite Baby

Spite Spite Baby.

All right stop,

Collaborate and listen.

Grand Canyon[1] is back with a brand new invention.

Cold Beer, grabs a hold of me tightly.

Americans seem to be seen as unsightly.

Will it ever stop?

—Sometimes I don't know.

Turn on the truth and IÕll show.

We are the country that people love to hate,

ThatÕs because theyÕre jealous cause weÕre the best and they canÕt relate.

Damn,

People seem to think that we need too much space,

But when we go abroad, weÕre too much in-your-face.

Government, you seem to think is our way,

But the people donÕt always do everything that they say.

Love it or leave it,

You better believe it.

In 1964 they owned our lives

In 1965 they were lucky to survive[2]

When there was a problem

 The people solved it

Example: KatrinaÕs what we call it.[3]

Spite Spite Baby

Spite Spite Baby

Spite Spite Baby

Spite Spite Baby.

Around the world they think that we are greedy

 

But when it comes to charity, we are quite deedy.[4]

Other countries call us Hypocritical[5],

I think theyÕre being over-analytical.

Other countries should focus on issues of their own,

But instead all they do is just piss and moan.

People think of Americans as being lazy,

I think that they are all just crazy.

Americans are often seen to be portly,

But instead we are quite sporty.

In the 1990Õs they found us outstanding,

Now that we arenÕt as popular, they find us commanding.

Around the world the hatred is growing,

Without anybody ever really knowing.

Do we ever stop?

No, we just keep on going.



[1] The author is referring to the company marketing their beer, Grand Canyon Breweries.  Named after the Grand Canyon, a distinctly American feature, Grand Canyon Breweries prides themselves on being ÒAmericaÕs BeerÓ.

[2] The author is referring to the college riots against the Vietnam War that started in 1965 and ended in 1973. 

[3] The author is referring to all of the community service that was done by the people when the government failed after Hurricane Katrina hit the city of New Orleans in 2005.

[4] The author is referring to how charitable the American people are. In 2006, Americans broke a world charity record, giving $300 billion to charitable organizations.

[5] The author is referring to the fact that many different countries think that the US is hypocritical for a number of reasons.  They argue that the US says they are this great country for all who live there, but they donÕt have health care to cover all who live in the US.  The US calls themselves a melting pot of all races, but they were segregation in the US wasnÕt illegal until 1968.  It is things like these that lead to the stereotype that Americans are hypocritical.